Yes! Free Stickers!

Let's face the facts. For most of the internet, you don't get to pick what you want to see. The infinite feeds of social media decide for you, instead of only showing you the people you clicked the Follow button on. The alternatives aren't great either: no one wants to sign up for another online account to abandon, or another email newsletter to ignore. If you want to be seen or heard yourself, you'll have to keep posting and posting and posting, and you'll end up forgotten in the noise the moment you stop.

But here's my idea: I will mail you free TabF5 stickers to anywhere in the world! Wherever you decide to stick them, you'll likely see them again later. Every time you see them in the future, you'll be reminded to come back here to see what's new, but only when you want to. Your online life belongs to you, not the algorithms.

Desktop Homepage Sticker • 2026-JAN
4x2in (10x5cm)
158 mailed so far

Worldwide Oval Sticker • 2026-JAN
4x2in (10x5cm)
221 mailed so far

"I want some! How do I get them?"

To get your free stickers, just send me an email saying which design(s) you want! You can request up to 2 stickers a year. Please do NOT include your name or address until I reply. Please also CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDER in case I end up there. Once I reply and get your shipping information, I'll mail the sticker(s) within a week or so and then fully delete all copies of your mailing name/address from our email chain to protect your privacy.

You must be 18 years or older to request stickers. I don't do age verification, but I reserve the right to deny you of stickers.

World Map

But can we make TabF5 Worldwide? Here's every country I've mailed stickers to so far!

🇺🇸 UNITED STATES (187 stickers)

🇦🇺 AUSTRALIA (23 stickers)
🇬🇧 UNITED KINGDOM (20 stickers)
🇵🇱 POLAND (17 stickers)
🇩🇪 GERMANY (15 stickers)
🇨🇦 CANADA (12 stickers)
🇫🇷 FRANCE (9 stickers)
🇧🇪 BELGIUM (8 stickers)
🇪🇸 SPAIN (8 stickers)
🇳🇱 NETHERLANDS (6 stickers)
🇷🇺 RUSSIA (6 stickers)
🇸🇪 SWEDEN (6 stickers)
🇵🇹 PORTUGAL (5 stickers)
🇷🇸 SERBIA (5 stickers)
🇦🇷 ARGENTINA (4 stickers)
🇮🇳 INDIA (4 stickers)
🇮🇩 INDONESIA (4 stickers)
🇮🇹 ITALY (4 stickers)
🇿🇦 SOUTH AFRICA (4 stickers)
🇮🇱🇵🇸 SOUTH LEVANT (4 stickers)
🇧🇷 BRAZIL (2 stickers)
🇨🇿 CZECH REPUBLIC (2 stickers)
🇩🇰 DENMARK (2 stickers)
🇫🇮 FINLAND (2 stickers)
🇭🇺 HUNGARY (2 stickers)
🇯🇵 JAPAN (2 stickers)
🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN (2 stickers)
🇲🇾 MALAYSIA (2 stickers)
🇲🇽 MEXICO (2 stickers)
🇲🇦 MOROCCO (2 stickers)
🇳🇿 NEW ZEALAND (2 stickers)
🇵🇭 PHILIPPINES (2 stickers)
🇷🇴 ROMANIA (2 stickers)
🇻🇳 VIETNAM (2 stickers)
🇦🇶 ANTARCTICA* (1 sticker)
🇧🇾 BELARUS**
🇮🇷 IRAN**

Q&A

"I emailed you, why didn't you reply?"

CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDER!!! I keep ending up there for some reason.

"Thanks for the sticker(s)! Can I have another one?"

Maybe! I'm still figuring out the rules for these free stickers, but for now I'll set a limit of 2 stickers per person every year. Exceptions can be made depending on your situation- just ask!

"What if I sent you the wrong address?"

When you email me, I'll be sure to double-check that your address is correct before mailing you stickers. However, I only send out these stickers with a fake return address and no tracking number. If your sticker(s) get lost in the mail, reach out to me and we can try one last time. Sorry for the wait.

"Do you actually mail stickers internationally?"

Yes! The same rules still apply though: all stickers are mailed with a fake return address and no tracking number. If the envelope gets lost in the mail, reach out to me and we can try one last time. Siento la espera.

"How long will it take for my sticker(s) to arrive?"

Once I have your mailing info, I usually send out your sticker(s) within a day or two. Sometimes it can take up to a week if I'm backed up with sticker requests.

For anyone in the lower 48 states, it should only take another 1-5 days once I mail the stickers, depending on how close you are to Pennsylvania. Alaska or Hawaii can take 7-10 days. For everyone else, assume the best-case international delivery time is within 1 month. It can sometimes be as fast as 1 week, or as slow as 3 months. The worst I've ever seen (if you live somewhere really remote) is 1 year.

If you want a clearer timeframe for how long it takes mail from the US to get to your country, I recommend making an account on Postcrossing, going to your country's profile, and clicking on someone from the "Most active members" section. In the "Received" tab, search for "U.S.A." to get estimated delivery times to your country. (Be sure to change your Account Status to "Inactive" so you don't start receiving postcards.) The speed at which those people get their postcards from the US should give you an idea.

"Doesn't this cost you money?"

Yes! To have one vinyl sticker printed, it costs me roughly $1 USD. To mail the sticker(s) within the US, that's another approximate $1 USD on both postage and the envelope. If the envelope is going abroad, add another $1 USD for international postage. You can now do the math with the numbers above to see the obscene amount of money I've spent on this hobby so far. It is very much worth it though

"Why don't you sell or charge money for these??"

Because the taxes and paperwork to sell such a low-margin item would be a nightmare, and making the margins ridiculously high to compensate would be stupid for mere stickers. I would also only be able to sell these within the US, given the prohibitive cost of adding a tracking number to international flat envelopes. Without tracking numbers, you cannot sell things online.

Obviously, I can't keep mailing these free stickers if I ever lose my day job, so I may eventually open a donation jar in the future (and make a page on this site showcasing the donor names to go with it.) Taxes on digital donations are a lot easier for me to deal with, and the funding would then allow me to continue mailing untracked $2 envelopes to people around the world that normally don't have access to cool physical goods from the US. Stickers have the ability to transcend the cost barrier of international shipping that a t-shirt or poster cannot; you just have to forego the tracking and mail them first-class like a postcard.

"Aren't real mailboxes also filled with junk like emails?"

Yeah, but this is cooler.